Since I moved into my own place this week and didn’t have WiFi, I didn’t get the chance to review a book this week. Instead you’re stuck with some Supernatural Season 3 Quotes. Hope you enjoy.
Bobby: So, we’re eating bacon cheeseburgers for breakfast, are we?
Dean: Well, sold my soul. Got a year to live. I ain’t sweatin’ the cholesterol.
Ben: No, don’t go over there. Only bitches send a grown-up.
Dean: You’re not wrong.
Ben: And I’m not a bitch.
Sam: I think it’s Snow White.Dean: Snow White? Ah, I saw that movie. Or, the porn version anyways. There was this wicked Stepmother. [hoots] She was wicked.
Dean: You know what he said. Some good advice.Sam: Is that what you want me to do, Dean? Just let you go?
Sam: How do you sleep at night?
Bela: On silk sheets, rolling naked in money.
Dean: Can I shoot her?
Sam: Not in public.
Bela: You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.
Dean: (after thinking hard) Don’t objectify me.
Gordon: Sam Winchester’s the Antichrist.
Bela: Ooh. I’d heard something about that…
Gordon: It’s true.
Bela: …from my good friend, the Easter Bunny. Who’d heard it from the Tooth Fairy. Are you off your meds?
Bela: You make me an offer and I think you’ll find me highly cooperative.Gordon: Okay, how about you tell me where they are, or I kill you right now?
Sam: That vampire’s still out there, Dean.Dean: First things first.Sam: Gordon.Dean: About that, when we find him, or if he finds us.Sam: Yeah?Dean: Well I’m just saying, he’s not leaving us a whole lot of options.Sam: Yeah, I know. We’ve gotta kill him.Dean: Really? Just like that? I thought you would have been like, “No, we can’t, he’s a human, it’s wrong.”Sam: No I’m done. I mean Gordon’s not gonna stop until we’re dead. Or ’til he is.
Dean: Christmas is Jesus’ birthday.
Sam: No, Jesus’ birthday was probably in the fall. It was actually the Winter Solstice Festival that was co-opted by the church and renamed Christmas. But I mean the Yule log, the tree, even Santa’s red suit, that’s all remnants of Pagan worship.
Dean: How do you know that? What’re you gonna tell me next? The Easter Bunny’s Jewish?
Henriksen: You know what I’m trying to decide?
Dean: I don’t know. What? Whether Cialis will help you with your little condition?
Rufus: You do her ear?
Dean: Hey man, I’ll try anything once, but I don’t know, that sounds uncomfortable.
Dean: If this is my last day on earth, I do not want it to be socially awkward.
Sam: I’m not gonna let you go to Hell, Dean!
Dean: Yes, you are! Yes, you are! I’m sorry! I mean this is all my fault. I know that. But what you’re doing, it’s not gonna save me. It’s only gonna kill you.
Sam: Then what am I supposed to do?
Dean: Keep fighting. Take care of my wheels. Sam, remember what Dad taught you, okay? And remember what I taught you.